●[鼻孔喝水]&mdash&mdash够呛
●[车祸]&mdash&mdash乘人之危
●[瞎子拉琴]&mdash&mdash瞎扯
●[茶壶里的水]&mdash&mdash滚开
●[牛屎虫搬家]&mdash&mdash滚蛋
●[苍蝇采蜜]&mdash&mdash尽装疯
●[骆驼生驴子]&mdash&mdash怪种
●[种地不出苗]&mdash&mdash坏种
●[茅厕里题诗]&mdash&mdash臭秀才
●[布袋里失火]&mdash&mdash大烧包
●[床单作尿布]&mdash&mdash够大方
●[X光照人]&mdash&mdash真看透你了
●[苍蝇采蜜]&mdash&mdash装疯（蜂）
●[上打口红]&mdash&mdash装纯（唇）
●[看衣服行事]&mdash&mdash狗眼看人
●[铁匠铺的料]&mdash&mdash挨打的货
●[马尾穿豆腐]&mdash&mdash提不起来
●[擦粉进棺材]&mdash&mdash死要面子
●[石头放在鸡窝里]&mdash&mdash混蛋
●[老肥猪上屠]&mdash&mdash挨刀的货
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