● [被窝里放屁]&mdash&mdash独吞
● [水里头打屁]&mdash&mdash过估
● [猫哭耗子]&mdash&mdash假慈悲
● [耗子爬称钩]&mdash&mdash自称
● [尿桶起波浪]&mdash&mdash发P风
● [女生寝室长水]&mdash&mdash泡妞
● [玉皇大帝的JJ]&mdash&mdash天棒
● [理发匠抖兜兜]&mdash&mdash倒毛
● [狗咬耗子]&mdash&mdash多管闲事
● [狗撵摩托]&mdash&mdash不懂科学
● [肉包子打狗]&mdash&mdash有去无回
● [瞎子打婆娘]&mdash&mdash丢不得手
● [光棍坐石板]&mdash&mdash以卵击石
● [孙猴子跳舞]&mdash&mdash毛手毛脚
● [非洲老头儿跳高]&mdash&mdash吓人
● [吃包谷打嚯嗨]&mdash&mdash满口黄
● [耗子专风箱]&mdash&mdash两头受气
● [缺牙巴咬虱子]&mdash&mdash撞端老
● [瞎子吃汤圆]&mdash&mdash心头有数
● [外侄打灯笼]&mdash&mdash照旧（舅）
